There are certain things I like in life; things that make me less likely to snap and go on a killing spree. Cats are one of those things. Slurpees are another. But I also love metal, epicness, and H.P. Lovecraft which are but three of the many ingredients in this awesome toy. Based on the classic Lovecraft tale In the Mouth of Madness, this Elder Thing was created by Skinner and Jay222 and can bring a bit of literary classiness to your home for only $100. Oh, and they go on sale today at noon so you should probably stop looking for Olivia Munn's leaked pictures and buy yourself this monster that is beyond all that you can fathom.