Is he a rock star? Is he a tennis pro from the 70's? Is he a rock star tennis pro from the 70's that drives a van with a plush interior and a mini bar with a painting of a valkyrie riding a polar bear as she descends from Asgard on the side and an ironic "Vote Nixon" sticker on the bumper? Yes, yes he is. And he is a vampire and he is available now for $35 from Le Merde and Super7. You're welcome.