It's not always easy to shop for your favorite person from the internet (me), especially for Valentine's Day. You don't want your undying devotion to go unnoticed, but since you already sent him (me) a pig's heart with a nail in it last year (it still smells weird in my house) how do you go about topping it without the risk of serious infection from raw organ meat? Allow me to make a suggestion.
A Pink Chaos Bunny from Joe Ledbetter x The Loyal Subjects would make a most appropriate gift for this time of year! There are only 200 of the 10 inch tall rabbits available and they go on sale today at noon Pacific time at www.theloyalsubjects.com. They sell out of these suckers quickly every time so if you're already at work you might want to fake food poisoning and hide in the bathroom at the appropriate time. Don't forget your smartphone though, or you'll feel dumb sitting there with your fake case of the bad poops.