We desperately need Krampus in America, because kids are heathens. For those of you not in the know, Krampus is the counterpart to Saint Nicholas; tossing bad kids in a bag and beating them with sticks. That's way more frightening than just getting a lump of coal in your stocking. Do you know how many times I'm shopping in a store and I wish Krampus would show up and dole out some justice to some screaming brat? I think he should be celebrated year round to keep those little buggers in line. Someone get one of those White House petitions started so we can force them to regognize this crazy goat man as an official part of our nation's Christmas celebrations.
Mezco is obviously on board with this idea because they have made this Krampus plush. While he is more cute then menacing, it can serve as a constant reminder of the consequences of acting feral. And he's only $21 for a huge 12 inch plushy. And he's released in September just in time for the Christmas shopping season. And you can preorder him now at http://www.mezcotoyz.com/. And you can scare the crap out of your kids with this image while you wait for it to be delivered.