How great are these? The best things you've obviously seen all day would be the correct answer. These Parasite Animals have been around for a little bit, but now we can get them in America without having to pay crazy shipping prices! Take the money you would have spent on having them mailed to your house and buy more toys!! Look how much better your life just became.
Kikkake had this brilliant idea of taking cute little critter and planting them on top of a skull. He could have stopped there, because it was already gold, but then he made some killer packaging for them with this bear that is all like "rawr, I'm gonna eat you and stuff cause I have glowing eyeballs". And then it was the best thing ever but he wasn't done. He then made a plastic puddle of blood that you can prop em up on for that extra gory effect. Take my money now!
You can preorder these guys right now from Lulubell Toy Bodega, who always have the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my life for sale. And it always sells out (like those Siccaluna Bunnies. I will never get to own one of those), so stop reading my gibberish and go and buy all of these.
Look at all the colors you could get!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the cats by the way? Get on making some kitties Kikkake!!