Yesterday I was getting my hair cut and this elderly lady behind me kept yelling at the girl cutting my hair to spin me around. Once I was facing her she said "Loooooooord I knew it, he looks like that sexy man from NCIS, the one with the sexy hair." I was flattered, then somewhat unnerved by the hungry eyes she was giving me. Then I was back to flattered and hoping to get written in to her will. Hey, it's hard times out there.
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