Can you sprain your eyeball? I think I might have. See, I got sucked into that whole Candy Crush nonsense and I think I played it until I sprained my right eye. I woke up this morning, ready to share my wealth of secret toy knowledge and overall general insight into the workings of the world when I noticed my eye was literally sore. I think my addiction to that silly online game has come to a head. I'll be expecting an intervention soon. Be gentle.
Hopefully my eye doesn't split open and reveal that something like this has been chewing on my optic nerve like a Twizzler. This red edition of Paul Kaiju's Luftkaiser will release today at 12pm Pacific time from Toy Art Gallery. He's a pretty sinister looking bro. Get one for yourself by going to http://shop.toyartgallery.com/.