Forget your student loans! Tell the electric company to shove it where the sun don't shine! Steal gas from your neighbor's car at night! Do what you have to because Paul Kaiju has a buttload of stuff going on sale this weekend that you need! How much is a buttload? It's a unit of measure, commonly used in the Southern United States, that indicates an amount that while fathomable, still blows your mind a bit.
All that you see above will be going on sale tomorrow, which is Saturday the 17th. At 1pm Pacific time you will be able to purchase the Mockshock set, which includes a Mockbat and Mockpilot or you could get a Red Ree with all the fixins. At 3pm Pacific time you can snag a glow in the dark Mockpilot or a Chibi Jinx.
Moving on to Sunday. Beginning at noon Pacific time you can enter a lottery to purchase one of these Dark Blue Mockbats:
The lottery is open until noon Pacific time on Monday and then you'll be notified if you won the opportunity to buy one or not.