Most kids worry that the boogeyman or some other monster is hiding under their bed, but I never did. I figured they'd be in the closet, where it was much more spacious. Knowing that no monster would want to hide beneath where I slept, I tried it out myself one day. I was about 5 or 6 at the time and it was close to diner time, so I slid under there to hide from my parents. They called me to come to the table but I didn't answer. They looked all over the house, the backyard, anywhere they could think of, while I had my face in my hands barely able to control my laughter. I thought I had pulled off a Houdini level disappearing act. That is until I heard my mom on the phone with the police reporting me missing. Panic had set in but it was too late; I was running down hill with my little prank and I was gonna crash hard at the bottom. The cops showed up, gave me a lecture, and diner was cold. And thus began the runaway train that is my life of crime.
Just kidding. But for that day, proved that no monster other than a mischievous child who was in a lot of trouble was living under my bed. If I had seen these guys prior to that, I might have thought twice about going down there. Cure Toys has released their newest mixed parts Boogeyman through Lulubell Toy Bodega and they are available right this second! Limited to only 1 per customer, you can choose from the unpainted ones you see above for $89, or the painted ones below for $99. These things are very limited and will sell out soon, so get you hind parts to http://www.lulubelltoys.com/ before they're gone.