I'm embarrassed to say I have not only seen my first Drake video, but heard my first Drake song. It's nowhere near my fault though, cause it was on the morning news cause they were making fun of his dance moves. He does kinda look like someone going through physical therapy after a bad car accident, which is fitting cause the song made me want to drive into a tree. Maybe his mom didn't believe in vaccines and he's got the early stages of polio setting in. Serves him right for putting such awful noise out into the world.
I bring Drake up because he probably has a lot of money, thus making him a "baller". But you don't need to sing bad songs to let people know your status, you can just get one of these sweet porcelain figures from Ron English x K. Olin Tribu. People will walk into your house, spot that amazing gold finish, and know from the get go that you are not to be trifled with. They might also ask you for a loan, so just be prepared for that.
These are limited to 15 pieces and on sale right now via http://www.artandtoys.com/fr/.