Do you know how you get your farmers name? You take the name of the street you grew up on and your dog's name. Or something like that. I ain't saying I know much about farming, but I have some bushes outside that are making me look like I do. Seriously, they are banging and most likely making the neighbors jealous cause now all the birds and squirrels and chipmunks are hanging out at my place making it look like a Disney movie.
This here is Buck Weathers, and he is simple country folk who doesn't appreciate your Dueling Banjos or Deliverance jokes. What he does appreciate is chewing on his bit of straw and firing warning shots at anyone who tries to tip his cows over. Seriously, why would you freaks want to push a cow down? If you were really tough you would go bear tipping.
You can get your hard working hands on this country bumpkin from Amanda Visell and Kidrobot on Friday, May 20th. Oh, and it appears there are two different versions which my superior internet sleuthing has uncovered.