I wish magic was real. Not like "hey look how magical life is" kinda magic, but full blown wizard and dragons and lightning bolts from your finger tips magic. I think I'd make a good wizard actually. Not like that wussy Harry Potter either, cause that's lame. More like Gandalf but maybe with a wider mean streak. I just don't want to limit myself by swearing to only being a good wizard cause that is a pretty big commitment and the last thing I'd want to do is handcuff myself with my powers. I just might turn you into a newt if you piss me off, so you better realize that's on the table.
If I'm going to become a wizard, which seems like a totally viable career option in this economy, then I'm going to need a mentor or three. Oh my goodness, what timing for these little characters to enter my life. Martin Ontiveros and Toy Art Gallery are releasing the first every painted run of their Magi Malificarum figures on Wednesday, June 8th at noon pacific time. They're all colorful and glittery and somewhat menacing looking like they know secret spells that they don't ever use but totally could if need be. Maybe they'll teach em to you, like dirty words in foreign languages.