Oh, science you have gone to far this time. I accepted when you invented laser swords and the Millennium Falcon, but splicing dogs and fish together is something beyond anything I thought possible. Now the sea will be filled with puppies great and small and all the plastic chew toys that go with them. This seems like a serious environmental threat that will throw the planet completely off balance. Next thing you know cats will have wings and be raining dead mice on our heads. Is there no end to the madness?
Just kidding, this adorable sea pup is just a plush toy. I had you going though didn't I? Now I'll probably be labeled as fake news and lose all of my journalistic credibility that I never had in the first place. But screw credibility when you can own cute things from Shlii. She has a Kickstarter campaign going right now to make this precious genetic freak a reality so check it out at this link and help make it happen. There's only 10 days to go and she's a little more than half way there.