Though some things seem like they will never end (the Trump presidency comes to mind) everything will inevitably reach its conclusion. The lights go out, the curtain falls, yada yada yada. That time has come for Kookie No Good, and you can help usher him into that special place where toys go when there are no more variants to speak of. Scott Tolleson and DeKorner are now offering the final version of this little fortune cookie with a penchant for depression. Made of sweet Japanese vinyl, you can own this farewell edition right now by visiting http://dekorner.bigcartel.com. May he finally find the happiness in the great beyond that has thus far eluded him in our world.
On a side note, I am now offering my pre-obituary service to anyone who doesn't trust their loved ones to write something nice about them at the time of their demise. I'll make you sound like the greatest person that ever lived, and upon your expiration will even submit it to the newspaper of your choosing. I'm kidding of course, unless you think this is something that I could really cash in on, which in that case I am open for business!