I'm adventurous in certain ways in my life, but with food I like to play things OSHA-level safe. But I've been trying to branch out like the sad little culinary tree I am, and some times I'm even pleasantly surprised by the results. Last Sunday was not one of those times.
My wife and I were in a large food court type place (the names of the offenders shall remain hidden) and I was dying for a cheesesteak. The line was a killer though, and my wife returned from checking out all of the other options with something that was intriguing to me: a cheesesteak crepe. I like crepes and I like steak, so what could go wrong? Well, much like professional wrestling and antiquing, not all things you love are meant to happen at the same time. I was so hungry I powered through the overwhelming vanilla flavor but it took a solid 24 hours for the idea of what I'd done to allow the nausea to fade. I really hate learning lessons via my digestive system, but there I was, a cautionary tale to no one but myself.
This is not only the debut of Mr. Puff from Andrea Kang, but it's also the Vanilla edition, which ties my story back to the toy in a way you probably didn't expect. Not only is that completely surprising to you, but you'll be surprised that this toy is available right now from myplasticheart (who also produced this little sweetie). In hindsight I probably should have just told a cute animal story, but this has been a week all about what I should have done instead of what I did. See, I just tied the story to the toy AGAIN. Some one should pay me for this stuff.
Standing 4 inches tall and made from soft vinyl, you can welcome one into your life by visiting https://www.myplasticheart.com/.