When I was a boy I had a killer denim hat with a panther enamel pin lodged in the front.  Then I had to go and get a wicked case ...

   What a time to be alive!  In case you don't understand my excitement I'll give you two words that will explain it all:  Spac...

    For reasons that remain unknown to me, I am not being called to appear on television.  I'm a pretty easy guy to find, so you w...

    Sharon and I went to one of those Chiller Theatre shows in North Jersey many years ago where they have lots of weird celebrities s...

        When Licensed To Ill came out I was in third grade and I begged my mom for the tape.  I have no idea where I would have lear...

    The scenario I described in the title of this post of course would depend on there being female ninja turtles, which is a spin o...

     We are all lucky enough to live in a time when if you're not happy with anything about yourself you can just go ahead and ch...