I'm not sure what exactly this dude's name translates to, so he could either be a reference to Cerberus, the three headed d...

    Is this what everyone is always looking for on those monster hunting shows?  I hate those programs, because they never find squat...

    This dude kinda freaks me out.  I bet if you don't recycle your cans he'll come around to your house punch you in the fac...