I shouldn't be writing about this toy because it is making me hungry and I still have to go grocery shopping today.  Now I...

    I get why people do lotteries for toys:  you have a little bit of product versus a lot of people that want to own it.  So you'r...

    SAAAAAAAATUUUUUUUUUURDDAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!  Did you read that in your head like I was about to announce a monster truck rally, becau...

    It will take me longer to think of something witty to say about these dudes than it will for them to sell out when they get post...

    Oh my goodness, I'm so happy that I'm off this Saturday so I have a chance at one of these.  I'm hardcore eyeballing t...

      This toy is giving me mad flashbacks to back to school shopping for Trapper Keepers and trying on jeans for hours until my spiri...

    Look at those swirley butts!!!  I don't even have to see the rest of their little bodies to know that I want these toys.  I g...

    You know what always sucks as a kid?  When you're at the toy store, and you convince your mom to get something new, but she h...

    Let me tell you, if you collect toys and have kids you better have a secure set up for your collection.  I don't have any human...

         There's something about giant figures that just captivates me.  Any time I go into a store and see a cool display made...

      Did you know the yuck that causes pink eye can live on a surface for a month?  I only know this because it's an occupational ...

    Most kids worry that the boogeyman or some other monster is hiding under their bed, but I never did.  I figured they'd be in ...

    We're doing some fascinating stuff in space right now.  We landed a little doohickey on a comet, we've got a Power Wheel ...

    Did you see the trailer for the new Jurassic Park movie?  No, me neither, because a trailer for some indie space film called Star...

     Oh, dear God what have our horrid thoughts brought forth?  What have our wicked ways forced from beneath the Earth's crust,...

   I can feel my wallet getting thinner every time I do a post about New York Comic Con .  The fact that I just bought a car, or just p...

    The way our world is today you have to be prepared for anything.  For instance, what would you do if you're sitting peacefull...

    Monster Worship is making the trek west for San Diego Comic Con and is bringing a metric butt ton of stuff for you.  Lets get t...

    People are always asking me for advice on how to woo the fairer sex.  Actually, no one has ever asked me that, but I'm gonna ...

    Uggh, I have a sinus infection.  And it's not as if they aren't sucky any time of the year, but they're especially su...