I just watched The Martian movie the other night where those bums left Matt Damon on Mars and he had to become a hipster and live ...

    Let me tell you how prepared I am for New York Comic Con :  I went out today and got a flu shot.  I normally get one every year,...

    Yeah, sure, that's a tad bit dramatic, but seeing everyone's pictures from San Diego Comic Con makes me REEEEEEAAALLLLLL...

    I could use a good bag.  I've always got papers laying around and I find myself looking for something to put them in.  It used t...

    Nothing as exciting as this has happened to the city of Chicago since the opening of the 1892 Columbian Exposition.  I wasn'...

     Oh, dear God what have our horrid thoughts brought forth?  What have our wicked ways forced from beneath the Earth's crust,...

    People are always asking me for advice on how to woo the fairer sex.  Actually, no one has ever asked me that, but I'm gonna ...

    It is not the claws, or the teeth that man should fear, of those beasts that have gone unseen by anyone living today.  It is not t...

    There are things that once seen cannot be unseen.  Images that will bore themselves into your subconscious mind only the emerg...

    I don't know much about Ohio.  I've only been there once when I was a wee little lad and all that I remember about it ...

    All ye wicked souls, Shub Zeroth has returned to Earth to devour your flesh and make crafts with your bones.  He has a little stall...

    One of the good things about New York Comic Con is that I get to meet people that I normally only get to correspond with on the...

    I had a dream last night that was oddly appropriate for this toy.  I was sitting in a classroom and this weird baby all of a sudd...