When I was little I used to keep a notebook filled with all the ridiculous things I would buy if I was stupid rich.  Most of the...

    I love museums.  There is very little I'd rather do then spend the day exploring a museum I've never been to.  The great ...

    My union contract states that if I write about Nathan Hamill anymore this week he's gonna have to start contributing to my...

    I will own you at Monopoly.  There's nothing you can do about it. I will have you so in debt to me by the end of the game tha...

    Every night when I come home from work there's this ice cream truck driving through my neighborhood playing that god awful ca...