I know you weirdos are missing Halloween something fierce and I'm right there with you.  Wee never get quite the amount of buil...

    I just watched The Martian movie the other night where those bums left Matt Damon on Mars and he had to become a hipster and live ...

    I could use a good bag.  I've always got papers laying around and I find myself looking for something to put them in.  It used t...

    People are always asking me for advice on how to woo the fairer sex.  Actually, no one has ever asked me that, but I'm gonna ...