My wife has been incredibly susceptible to insect bites this year, so much so that she had to cave and buy a spray repellent. I on the other hand have gone relative unscathed and was bragging about it when karma sent a little retribution courtesy of a hungry fly. We were doing our daily walk around the neighborhood when what looked like a housefly landed on my arm. No big deal, right? So I ignored him until he rammed his evil hypodermic of death into my flesh. It stung like the dickens and I swatted at him with lethal intent, but he was too quick for me. I figured he learned his lesson and realised I was not to be messed with until he returned and did it again. Over and over this persistent spawn of satan bit me for the two blocks it took to return home. And he's still out there, lurking and waiting to feast on my obviously deductible blood until the end of time. For all of you gun people, which type do you think is best for me to cap his ass?
Evil Dave's Gore Fly vinyl toy is thankfully not life size, because if flies were this big the world would belong to them. And if that thought wasn't horrifying enough, Plaseebo ratchets up the scare factor of anything he customizes. So not only do they look frightening , but the also glow with the souls of the prior humans they've fed upon. There are four different versions of these bad boys and if you want to own one you have until tomorrow (Friday July 24th) to enter the lottery for a chance to purchase. Here's all the pertinent info you need:
USD $300. + $20. for US shipping OR $70. for world-wide shipping.
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Lottery winners will receive notification email by July 25th. Figures will ship upon receipt of payment due by July 27th.