At my day job I was sitting across the desk from a customer when out of the corner of my eye I saw something descend from the ceiling. This tiny little spider went full blown Mission Impossible and rappelled directly into her hair. And when I say hair I mean she had a massive amount of curls that this little dude could get lost in and set up shop virtually undetected until the next time she shampooed. Not knowing how she would react to a spider on her person and not wanting her to smack and kill it, I had to think quickly to save her dignity and his tiny life.
"This is kinda weird but I need you to hold still for a second."
I reached over and snatched the little spider out before he could find any prime real estate. Thankfully she wasn't upset when I showed it to her before putting him outside so he could run free and do whatever it is spiders dream of doing. And that's why, should the zombie apocalype fall upon us, you should elect me as leader of your survival tribe. I can take decisive action while maintaining a level of compassion so desperately rare in the wasteland.
Had he been the same size or looked like the Ushi-Oni from Cereal Box Toys I may have been less inclined to help and more likely to have saved myself. You're no longer a hero if you don't live long enough to make it to the medal ceremony at the end of the movie. These Pokemon inspired arachnids are a super limited edition of three pieces and exclusive to Tenacious Toys. Measuring ten inches wide by six inches tall, they will be $120 each when they go on sale Friday, March 12 at noon eastern time at www.tenacioustoys.com.
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