"Damn, we have a lot of cats."
How many times can you have an epiphany before people start worrying that you have early onset dementia? There I was, trying to help my wife appreciate the beauty of mid eighties professional wrestling promos while watching the WWE Network, and it struck me. Everywhere I turn, a kitty sits, and once you have a certain number people are always trying to sneak more in. Just this past week my wife was approached twice about taking in new cats. Don't get me wrong, I love the little buggers, but I'm worried that the next one is what's gonna push it over the line to where all of my clothes smell like stale pee. As far as I know my only scent is a mixture of Irish Spring and Old Spice and I'm trying to keep it that way.
For the time being the only cats I'm looking to adopt are made of plastic and don't just decide one day that they've always wanted to see what was up with the front porch and give me a heart attack trying to catch the. Argonaut Resins in smack dab in the midst of his Holiday Hunt, in which Tuttz OG kitties are randomly popping up in his web shop. They stand 6 and 1/2 inches tall and there's 25 of them in the series, so keep your peepers on http://argonautresins.bigcartel.com.
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