Despite what the title of this post suggests, your certificate in necromancy from that online course you took will not be necessary here. I'm sure they have a career counselor or some sort of job placement assistance to help you out, so don' beat yourself up over those student loans just yet.
The Iron Monster from Miscreation Toys has suffered a mold malfunction, which is way more expensive than a wardrobe mishap, but thankfully less embarrassing. I have no idea what happened to it, whether someone damaged it in a fit of rage or whether they don't have the heart to evict a family of spiders that are playing house, but these suckers aren't cheap. That's why Lulubell Toys is offering up a special preorder to help cover the cost of producing this 14.5 inch behemoth. There are two different versions available: a neon green for $95 and a mystery tri colored marble for $125. Secure one or both for yourself at https://lulubelltoys.com/.