Thursday, December 13, 2012

Bootlegs of the Universe Kickstarter Campaign



    Everybody knows the best part of going to Chinatown is seeing all the crazy bootleg stuff you can get.  My wife and I were on Canal Street and my mom wanted on of the fake Louis Vuitton purses.  Normally I'm against that sort of thing, because you shouldn't rip off others people's work and God only knows what the money is supporting.  But it sounded like an adventure so I went with it.  Within minutes we were bombarded with everything from knock off luggage to shoes to the previously mentioned hand bags.  People rush at you with catalogues, pointing at the pictures of the various items they have for sale and when we found the one we liked we were beckoned to follow a young man down an alley and behind a store.  Again, this would normally not be my thing because I'm against being robbed and murdered, but for adventure's sake, I went with it.  There were garbage bags full of these things, and after picking the one she described to me we paid the dude and made off like we were outlaws.  The adrenaline was pumping hard and we thought about robbing a convenience store with our new found badassness, but instead we got bubble tea and left.

    But you don't have to go to Chinatown to find fake stuff.  Just go to your local dollar store and marvel at the amount of crappy toys you'll find that look pretty similar to the things you love.  And how can you not be fascinated by this stuff?  If you're like me and can't get enough of it then this is the book for you.  It's called Bootlegs of the Universe and it will be filled with all the crappy made knock of products from the He-Man world that you can stomach.  Plus, it will feature tons of new figure makers who have transformed bootlegging into an art form.  They're in the process of putting together a Kickstarter campaign to bring this book to life, but until then you can keep up with everything that develops by checking out https://www.facebook.com/bootlegsoftheuniverse.

Pocket Rose Vampire from Super7



    I told myself I was gonna be good until Christmas.  I told myself no more toys for awhile.  But then I started to get the shakes.  The cravings came back worse every day, making normal life almost unbearable.  I need my toy fix and I think I just found where to get it.

    Super7 is releasing this new Pocket Rose Vampire today and I'm gonna get me one.  They're $25 each and go on sale at noon Pacific time.  

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Scott Tolleson x Outsmart Originals T-Shirts




    There are still plenty of shopping days left to buy the toy lover in your life (or me) something cool for Christmas.  Don't go to some crappy store in the mall and buy some lame shirt from a kid with his hair covering his eyes and an attitude that stinks worse than flea market tacos (don't eat food from a flea market) Get them a cool shirt designed by toy geniuses.  

    Scott Tolleson is the latest toy dude to make a shirt in collaboration with Outsmart Originals.  You can order one of these from now - December 24th, after which they'll be gone forever and you'll be left standing out in the cold wearing your high school gym shirt from 15 years ago thinking you look hip  (you do not look hip).  Plus they have a contest going on right now and you can win toys!!!!  Check out the details below.  








Altar Beast Bumble Edition from Monster Worship



    This dude is painted up to look like the Abominable Snowman from that Rudolph movie were the elf wanted to be a dentist and they sent the weird toys to live in a leper colony.  The yeti had good intentions but I don't feel the same way about this guy.  Sure, you would think anyone that was that color blue would be fun loving, but that's how he gets you to let your guard down just long enough to disembowel you.  You can lament over your lack of character judgement as he dances around with your entrails.

    This is Altar Beast from Monster Worship looking all wintery.  You can buy him for $45 today by going to http://store.monsterworship.com/.


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Shawnimals Gingerbread Dumplings



    Please no one go and try to actually make an edible version of this.  Pork and gingerbread are both delicious, but they should remain friends from a distance.  I can not be held responsible for what they could do to your digestive track when combined as one dish.

    These Gingerbread Dumplings are the crazy work of Shawnimals.  You can get yourself one (strictly to look at) today from myplasticheart at 11am Eastern time.  Only 120 were made wand they will be $11.99 each.  

Shag Racers from Rotofugi




    I want 30 of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or just one I guess, cause my cats have to eat and their food isn't cheap.  One of them had a very large bladder stone a few years back and ever since we have to buy them all this hipster food so it breaks down these crystal thingys so I don't have to go through her having to go through surgery again.  Seriously, she was better about it than I was.  That's kinda why kids scare me, because how would I react if something bad happened to one of my offspring?  You can't just lock em in a room with an inflatable collar around their neck so they don't tear their stitches out.  It was heartbreaking.

    This is a Shag Racer from....Shag......and Rotofugi.  There's gonna be 4 different version of this suave skeleton and this one is priced at $90.  It went up for preorder last night, so whoops on me for being a bit late to the party with this one.  I was at Red Lobster pretending to be a rap star.  Hey, that kinda sounded good in my head.  Better than that Lil Wayne idiot.




Blamo Hug Custom Show at Toy Art Gallery




    If you're in the Los Angeles area and for some reason you are not out celebrating my birthday (don't worry, I forgive you in advance) then you should go and see the Blamo Hug show at Toy Art Gallery.  Lots of artists participated in customizing these little dudes and they would all love you to stop by, take pictures, buy them tacos, or whatever else strikes you at the time.  Check out the complete list of participants below.