For reasons that remain unknown to me, I am not being called to appear on television. I'm a pretty easy guy to find, so you would think that somewhere there's a show that's perfect for me. Hopefully, it won't be Monsters Inside Me, but if I were to ever catch an interesting parasite I'd be more than willing to share that with the world via dramatic reenactments and computer generated graphics. Maybe they'd even let me write the script, which would stretch their budget to unheard of levels for the amount of explosions alone. My parasites demand pyro.
My dude Dead Greedy has been making bootleg figures for a while now, and they caught the attention of one Adam F. Goldberg who loves them so much he's actually put them in his hit sitcom, The Goldbergs. That's a pretty incredible stamp of approval. The episode is set to air next week and is entitled "The Goldberg Girls", which may or may not be a play on The Golden Girls, which is absolutely the best show ever about elderly women. I used to watch that as a kid and while most of the jokes were beyond my innocent mind, I was certain that Sophia was my spirit animal.
Check your local listings so you can see the episode and buy some cool stuff from Dead Greedy at this link.