I don't trust sales people. I don't care what it is you're selling, whether it be cars, insurance, boxes of kittens, I don't trust you. I've had to be that guy that tried to get you to buy things you didn't want, or sign up for dumb rewards cards that you'll forget you have. I hated pestering people and I hate when they do it to me. I was buying something for my sister yesterday at a terrible establishment that I used to work at, and I couldn't just get what I wanted without being given the third degree. I don't care what else in on sale, I don't care about your item of the month, and no, I will not try on a pair of jeans when all I want is a My Little Pony toy. That's not even remotely reasonable and for that I hope you get rabies.
So this Dealmaker from Andrew Bell and mphlabs makes me a little nervous. Just look at his face. He's totally gonna get you to buy the undercoating and an extended warranty. While his intentions may be terrible, I do like his overall look. And he is supposedly one of the first ever figures made in the US in the traditional Japanese sofubi style. You can get one for yourself this Thursday at 1pm Eastern time for $35 at www.myplasticheart.com.