I didn't go to Designer Con
and I've actually never been to Designer Con
, but that doesn't mean I am any less qualified to talk about it than someone who was there. This is America, and I'm gonna excercise the crap out of my freedom, and let me tell you, I'm feeling pretty damn free right now. It may have something to do with the fact that I spent my Sunday at a gun show, which is about as much freedom as you can pack into the National Guard Armory in Philadelphia. I mean it's an entire event that celebrates one of the most controversial amendments in the Bill of Rights. It couldn't have been any more American if there was a bald eagle grilling hot dogs at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. I had never been to a gun show before, and it was by far an interesting experience, as I doubt anyone at Designer Con
was asked if they were carrying a concealed weapon as they entered. I wasn't, but I wished I had planned ahead and brought a machete or something, just so I could have said "oh, you mean my little friend Tito Santana?" as I pulled said machete from my jacket. That probably would have given the ticket people something fun to talk about at dinner.
I felt like I was in California right with you though, as I scrolled through the many pictures on Instagram
, jealous of all the amazing toys I was seeing. My favorite photos are always the ones that people take showing off what they bought. Not just cause I like to pick out the things I also would have tried to own, but because I'm always impressed by the shear amount of money spent. We're talking legit mortgage payments worth of toys. With that in mind I really want to start commenting on their photos, asking where they work and if they're hiring, because I am obviously doing something wrong career-wise. I need to up my disposable income game, so any tips would be greatly appreciated.
When there were actually people in the photos I saw they all looked happy, so I'm going to go ahead and say they were having a good time. When I was daydreaming about being there (on Saturday mind you, cause you don't daydream when you're surrounded by live ammunition as I was Sunday) I pictured myself equally as happy, so I declare the convention a good time which is probably enhanced by actually attending.