We are completely out of American heroes. Think about it, who is left that isn't dead or scandalized? People used to tremble at the sight of Uncle Sam and now we got Vladamir Putin making our president look like a sissy at every turn, while China gives us irritable bowels at the thought of them cashing in our debt. We have to take back the glory that is the American machine. And how do we do that without an inspiring figure head with which we can rally behind?
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