I'm not a big eater of candy so I'm a little biased when it comes to this, but I have never known a person that could finish a bag of candy corn. If Johnny Knoxville really wanted to do a crazy stunt he should sit down with a bag full and not be allowed to get up before its empty. He will develop bedsores on his backside before he ever finishes the last piece. Whatever unholy ingredients form those little waxy candies makes them impossible to enjoy to their full potential.
Despite their status as virtually inedible, you can't have Halloween without their great combination of colors. Leecifer is exploiting those three shades in a massive release of resin figures. Some have been sold, but there's still a bunch of Sparks and Honoos in all sorts of candy corn variations. Get yourself some new seasonal friends at http://www.leecifer.com.