Now that all of the Columbus statues are coming down and we will hopefully be replacing his undeserved holiday with one that is actually based on merit, I've been thinking about what other holidays we could start celebrating. Obviously, all would be days in which work was closed but we still get paid, cause nothing makes me feel like a boss than staying home AND making money. First, I'd like Skee Ball Day where we celebrate what is truly the best sport in America that isn't professional wrestling. Next is Professional Wrestling Day, because duh. Those two should really be part of a four day weekend. My favorite might be Flog the Moron, where through a voting process we take the person that has made the most ignorant Facebook post of the year and beat them on national television. I'm really proud of that one.
Lulubell Toys has been hosting Splurrt Saturdays for some time and it may be the most perfect holiday of all. The only requirements of celebrating are buying yourself some killer monster toys, which I find myself prepared to do every day of the year. As always there will be multiple figures available that will add a special dose of weird to your collection. It all goes down this Saturday, June 27th at 9am pacific time only from www.lulubelltoys.com.