Showing posts with label DeKorner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DeKorner. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Gauntlet Girl Bust from MaloWrx x Dekorner

    Confession time:  I have not seen the latest Avengers movie.  And to further blow your minds I have only ever seen the first one.  I have seen the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Thor films, but that's only because they either ended up on Netflix or my cable company's on demand library.  See, I'm too cheap for the movie theater and I have been spoiled by the ability the watch things at home and pause them when I have to go to the bathroom, which is an inevitability at this stage of my life. Movies seem to be getting longer while my bladder seems to be getting smaller.  I've said too much.

    So what I know about the new Avengers movie is that there is a big purple Barney looking dude who is obsessed with bedazzling his Power Glove to unlock cheat codes or something.  MaloWrx obviously knows more that I do, because he has taken Reina Koyano's Mag Girl bust and turned it into the ultimate homage to the film.  Only 10 of these custom figures will ever exist and one can be yours starting today at 9am pacific time at

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

The Final Kookie No Good from Scott Tolleson x DeKorner

    Though some things seem like they will never end (the Trump presidency comes to mind) everything will inevitably reach its conclusion.  The lights go out, the curtain falls, yada yada yada.  That time has come for Kookie No Good, and you can help usher him into that special place where toys go when there are no more variants to speak of.  Scott Tolleson and DeKorner are now offering the final version of this little fortune cookie with a penchant for depression.  Made of sweet Japanese vinyl, you can own this farewell edition right now by visiting  May he finally find the happiness in the great beyond that has thus far eluded him in our world.

    On a side note, I am now offering my pre-obituary service to anyone who doesn't trust their loved ones to write something nice about them at the time of their demise.  I'll make you sound like the greatest person that ever lived, and upon your expiration will even submit it to the newspaper of your choosing.  I'm kidding of course, unless you think this is something that I could really cash in on, which in that case I am open for business!

Monday, September 14, 2015

New Kookie No Good figure from Scott Tolleson x Dekorner Available Today

   Did you know yesterday was Fortune Cookie Day?  Now you could tell your parents that the Internet hasn't completely rotted your brain and you can still learn fun facts by spending a few hours a day browsing.  You can also see plenty of things that no matter how hard you try you will never be able to forget.  Fear not though, for this is a safe place that has no intention of forcing you into group therapy where they'll make you keep a feelings journal that you have to read aloud from once a week.

    In celebration of the previously mentioned day of remembrance for deceased fortune cookies the world over, Dekorner is releasing a special edition of Scott Tolleson's Kookie No Good Figure.  These little dudes will be available today at 10am pacific time only at Each figure will retail for $40 and comes complete with a sad little fortune that may or may not depress you, depending on if you took your meds or not.  Just look at the one in the picture: it says "anything >  you".  Not only did it insult you, but it brought in grade school math to do it, forcing you to relive those hours of homework you never turned in because you were too busy preparing to really own your teenage angst phase.  Kookie, we gotta get you some happy pills, bro.


Thursday, February 20, 2014

DeKorner Exclusive S.U.C.K.L.E Set and Bundle Deal

    Let's hold a vote.  Let's all vote that no toy line will ever be named any version of M.U.S.C.L.E ever again.  Not that I don't appreciate the tribute to the classic line of little wrestling dudes, but it's a pain in the rear to type that.  I try not to involve myself with the caps lock key because it only leads to trouble, yet that is the only sensible way to not be driven mad while forming such a word.  Now, on to business.

   Other than the pain it is to type their brand name (read it in the title if you want to know it, you can't make me revisit my pain) I have a good amount of love for these figures.  How can you not love a roll of toilet paper with legs?   And they come in a plastic trash can.  This yellow edition is limited to 80 such cans and an exclusive to DeKorner.  Get em now for $19.95.

    But wait, what if you're new to this world of mini figures and you need to get a few arch enemies for these guys to battle with while you're in the bath tub (stop judging me)?  Then you need a bundle deal, son!  For $10.04 more you can get this Bunnywith figure from Alex Pardee:

And a set of OMFG Series 3:

    Is that an angry juice box?  You bet it is!  And as a bonus they'll throw in a Pocket Hose for FREE!

(Pocket Hose not included)

   Visit where operators are standing by to take your order.  

Friday, January 31, 2014

Kookie No Good from Scott Tolleson x DeKorner Releases Today!

    You'd look kinda bummed too if people wanted to crack your head open for a little piece of paper with a fortune on it.  But cheer up little guy, because it's Chinese New Year and people want to celebrate with you.  Scott Tolleson and DeKorner teamed up for this exclusive sofubi figure.  Limited to only 20 pieces, this edition will be on sale today, January 31st, at 10am Pacific time for $35.  Pick one up for yourself at  

Monday, November 11, 2013

Designer Con Exclusives from DeKorner Available Online Now

    Designer Con has come and gone but there's still exclusive stuff you can buy even if you weren't able to be there in person.  DeKorner has some killer toys available on their website right now, like this yellow Bunnywith from Alex Pardee.

Or this yellow and purple reticulated dice set from Carson Caitlin.

How about an Evil Smurk from David Flores?

Or get a bunch of little dudes in this yellow OMFG series 3 set. 

I've actually neglected to say anything of nonsensical value in this post.  I must be getting sick.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Dekorner Exclusive Red Resin Mao Bust from Frank Kozik

    Little known fact:  Chairman Mao invented Candy Crush.  Only someone like this fart muffin could have invented a game so cruel and addictive that it placates the masses and prevents an uprising.  Just think about it:  Each time you get mad about something your phone dings to let you know you have more lives and you commence playing and forgetting what you were mad about.  "Damn, I don't know how we're gonna pay our mortgage this month, oh look someone sent me another life on Facebook."  "I really feel oppressed working in this factory and not being able to meet my needs, oh it's Candy Crush time. "  Candy Crush is the bane of man, the preventative measure to ensure we can not better ourselves and evolve from being mere cogs in the great machine of the state.  I am currently up to level 105.

    Frank Kozik loves taking the horrible leaders of the past and putting an artistic spanking on them.  Bad horrible leaders, bad!  Either that or he feels Mao would have gone ape to ride Space Mountain.  This resin bust in brilliant red is an exclusive to DeKorner.  Fifty of them exist and you can be one of their lucky owners this Monday, September 9th, at 9am Pacific time.  

Friday, August 16, 2013

Evil Within Reticulated Box by Carson Catlin x DeKorner

    This thing is pretty crazy.  What you're looking at is a laser cut acrylic box within a second laser cut acrylic box.  It's exactly like that picture I saw on the news the other day of these dudes fishing that caught a shark that was in the process of being eaten by another shark.  Check it out:

    Pretty nuts right?  Carson Catlin designed this box and made only 10 of them in this yellow colorway exclusively for DeKorner.  They go on sale today at 10am Pacific time at

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

DeKorner Exclusive Mini Mao Bust from Frank Kozik

    Every year I get depressed about not being at San Diego Comic Con.  Then I realize I am actually able to pay my mortgage this month and I get over it.  But even if you were like me and living vicariously pictures on the internet, you can still get some of those comic con exclusives.  This Mini Mao bust from Frank Kozik was a surprise exclusive for DeKorner this year.  Only 50 were made and you can add him to your shrine of terrible world leaders for $55. Snag one at