The legalization of recreational marijuana in New Jersey will be on this year's presidential election ballot and I cannot wait to vote "yes". My vote has nothing to do with me and everything to do with the public at large who need something to calm their damn nerves. I was hoping that they would just push legislation through during the pandemic, because people are driving me insane with their amplified brand of crazy. Dealing with the public has been a challenge and things would be so much easier for everyone if they ate some electric brownies and watched a Twilight Zone marathon instead of them trying to educate me with their bunk science about the virus when they know good and well the last thing they read by a doctor was Green Eggs and Ham. I'm triggered.
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