Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!! If you're one of my readers I assume you're already way past drunk or about to be assigned a public defender, but like you're criminal record, this post will be here for you after you sober up.
You wouldnt know it by how I dress, but green is my favorite color. I can't explain it, but it has been since I was a wee little lad and I'm nothing if not loyal. So in the spirit of the holiday and my ride or die hue, I present to you this Kryptonite Grumpy Coal from The Bots and UVD Toys. This displeased lump of vinyl is filled with so much negativity that it's even visible in the dark! That's dedication to one's craft if I've ever seen it.