This is Jeff. Just Jeff. He was made by a man named Bwana Spoons, which is probably not what his mamma named him in the hospital. Though it might be, cause I see some pretty crazy names whenever I watch daytime tv. Sometimes I think people name their kids based on a dare, or by just using whatever the last word they heard when the child was born. Then they take it as a challenge to spell it in a way that no one would ever guess, even if the reward for doing so involved lots and lots of money. Maybe they just had a bad experience with someone who asked them for their personal information once, and from that moment on they were determined to get revenge. Or maybe it's all the beef hormones screwing with their ability to think clearly. Everything can be traced back to beef hormones.
Mr. Spoons (if that is his real name) and Toy Art Gallery are unleashing this awesome figure upon the world today at noon pacific time. Pick one up for yourself at www.toyartgallery.com. But don't even think about renaming him; he is and always shall be Jeff.
