New Shawnimals Ninja of the Month Available Now

    Well today has basically been themed by color.  First we had the Green Lantern, then Sucklord with all of his pink toys, so let's just keep it going with another pink offering this time from Shawnimals.  This is the brand new Ninja of the Month and it's available right now!  This pink master of martial arts is limited to 100 hand made and numbered pieces and is only $30.  Click here to get your snuggle on with this deadly cute plushie.

The Sucklord at San Diego Comic Con

    Oh Sucklord, you make the best toys.  Lucky San Diego Comic Con attendees will be able to grab a bunch of new stuff from the king bootlegger himself at the DKE Toys booth #4728, so let's give everyone the rundown of all the things you won't be able to own without having to sell your car.  

    First up, everyone's favorite ambiguous space pals are admitting to everything in this special edition Gay Enterprise 2 pack.  We all had our suspicions and now they've been confirmed in this special release.  Only 30 of them were made and it'll cost you $150 to piss off every Star Trek fan you've ever known.  Totally worth every penny. 

    I detect we're gonna have a theme going here.  There was a lot of questions that were never answered in the Peanuts comics.  What was actually in Snoopy's dog house that prevented him from sleeping in it?  How come Pigpen's parents didn't shoot him with the water hose?  Why wasn't Linus the victim of bullying for dragging his blanky around?  But we all knew what was going on with a certain Birkenstock wearing sports fanatic.  Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just nice for clarity once in awhile.  There's only 70 of these figures in existence and they can be snatched up for $45.

     This one I didn't see coming.  How come TMZ didn't cover this?  When Clay Aiken announced he was gay it was front page news, but who was really shocked about that?  The Transformers always seemed so....manly.  Once you recover from this shocking revelation, you can then buy one of these 40 "fabulous" figures for $125.

    I present this picture without description.  Only 9 of them are available for $150 each.

    Sucklord will also be carrying around a bunch of these little dudes featuring the head from his Dunny 2012 case exclusive.  All you gotta do is find him, put $40 in his hand, and he'll give you one.  I would try and wait until he's using the bathroom, just to make the transaction that much weirder for everyone involved.  Don't forget to ask to take a picture with him.

Green Lantern 2 Pack from DC Collectibles for SDCC

    Ok, so I know it's gonna drive you crazy cause this Green Lantern two pack is an exclusive for San Diego Comic Con. I feel your pain, I really do. But what is exciting about this set is that it's the first one utilizing a new 3.75 inch size. This new figure size from DC will only be made available at conventions which is pretty cool because so many companies offer the same figures that are just different colors from the ones they sell at Wal Mart or Target. Now you have an entire new scale of figure to hunt down, which I think makes them a bit more unique. If you're gonna be in San Diego these guys will be available at the Graphitti Designs booth #2315 for $25.

Creo Design 2 Year Anniversary Sale

    Wow it's hard to believe that Creo Design has been making toys for 2 years now.  To celebrate this milestone, they are offering you 20% anything in their webstore this weekend!  Head on over to http://creodesign.storenvy.com/ and use the coupon code bday20.  You could score yourself all three of these QiQi figures that you see below:

    I just got my set in the mail and I love 'em.  I used good old Instagram to take that retro looking picture to share with you.  These little guys are so cool and are really affordable.  Each one comes in a hand numbered box and are ready to take over the world with their cuteness.  Get yours now while they're on sale.

Super7 Exclusives for San Diego Comic Con

    Just about every post I've done recently has been about San Diego Comic Con, which kinda depresses me since I'm not going.  I see all this amazing stuff I want that I'll never be able to get, and that makes me angry, and then I wanna go and punch my stupid neighbor in the face for always stealing that unmarked parking spot in front of my house.  If you could see them you would know that they need the exercise, so why can't they park farther away and get some walking in?

   To keep the level of torment at an all time high, Super7 have just released their offerings for this years show.  Here's a rundown of their wares:

POCKET BASEBALL BOY

DEBUT YELLOW - $25

FOSSILLA

DEBUT GREY GOOP - $95

TAOKING

IRRADIATED GLOW IN THE DARK - $95

FOSTER

CARAMEL & CREAM - $25

MILTON

RAINBOW SHERBET - $25

PUMPKIN BOY

SKULLETOR - $50

ZOMBIEFIGHTER

MARBLED RED SWIRL - $65

ROSE VAMPIRE CASKET CRUISER 

CHOCOLATE RACER - $65

FREDERICK THE BEETLE

GLITTERING PINK - $35

HOLLIS TURD

DEBUT SUMMER JAMS - $35

HONOO

TRANSLUCENT PINK - $35

LEROY C. 

TRANSLUCENT GREEN - $35

LITTLE PRICK

GLOW IN THE DARK GREEN - $35

POWER MISTER

TRANSLUCENT GREY GLITTER - $35  

    Every purchase also gets a sweet pack of old school trading cards and each toy also has an exclusive card packaged with it.

Gary Ham Wooper Looper at San Diego Comic Con

    Ok, so color me uninformed but I had no idea that a Wooper Looper was a real life salamander critter. Not too long ago the wife and I went to the Central Park Zoo and we saw a butt ton of birds we had never heard of and a few other things, like the Rhinoceros Rat Snake and the Tentacle Snake. Never seen them before nor even heard of them. The animal kingdom refuses to let me know it all and that drives me nuts.

    This Wooper Looper is a sofubi toy created by Gary Ham and will be making its debut at San Diego Comic Con. He will be available to take home at Gary's booth #4836.

New Star Wars Mimobots from Mimoco

    Oh snap, it's more Star Wars stuff for me to buy. Not that I've ever been worried that one day they'll just stop making merchandise featuring the greatest thing in my childhood, but it makes me happy when it's something I actually want and not shampoo or paper plates. Though I do have an original R2-D2 birthday candle, but that was a bargain and too cool to pass up.

    Mimoco has just released their newest series of neat-o Star Wars Mimobot flash drives. See, the great thing about these, as apposed to say the aforementioned candle, is that you can collect these AND use them for their intended purpose. Once you light something on fire it's pretty much the last bit of fun you'll have with it and no one saves balls of melted wax because they used to look cool. Well, maybe hoarders do.

    The Biker Scout is an exclusive for San Diego Comic Con, but thankfully my two favorites can be bought at any time. Old Admiral "It's a Trap" Akbar and Princess Leia in her metallic beach gear are must haves so I can save all my blog posts on them and show my kids how cool I used to be. Or I'll just fill them with funny cat pictures from the Internet. That's probably a better idea.