Glitter must be a detective's dream come true, because if you commit a crime and glitter was anywhere near the scene you will carry it as evidence for the rest of your life. I still have glitter stuck to me from when I made Christmas ornaments in kindergarten. It's the sneakiest of all craft products, because just when you think you've gotten it all a piece of it will catch the light and laugh right in your face. "I'm a part of you now, Billy" it whispers into you ear, and you'll be all like "who the hell is Billy?" but it won't care that it got your name wrong because it owns you now. You are Billy, the boy that will never truly be free of glitter.
No need to worry about any of that with this new 5 inch Chroma Dunny from Kidrobot though, because that glittery goodness is infused into the vinyl itself. It is trapped there, like those bad guys in that one Superman movie were trapped in that space mirror. Jazz up your collection right now for only $24.99 at www.kidrobot.com or wherever designer toys are sold.