I scream, you scream, blah blah blah. Talk about the low hanging fruit of ice cream jokes. I'm above it, so I'm not gonna do it, even though I could imagine someone screaming if they ran into one of these Cestodas from Miscreation Toys. Standing at 11 inches tall, dude could take a bite out of your calf muscles and lay eggs in the hole before you realized what has happened. He looks parasitic and quick, which is not a good combination for you. But he does come in a pretty array or marbled colors that remind me of those giant tubs of Neopolitan ice cream my mom used to buy, the effects of which ensured I would never make the school bus in the morning and would have to be driven in the mini van. The effects of lactose intolerance stretch way beyond stomach discomfort.
Lulubell Toys and Toy Art Gallery have formed an alliance to bring you this limited edition preorder. Happening now until the 16th, which for those keeping track is this Friday, you can secure yourself one of these big ol sofubi masterpieces for $275 plus shipping. Get on it now at www.lulubelltoys.com.