Anyone that is #blessed enough to work with the public more than likely feels a little stabby on a daily basis. Feeling stabby means that you get the notion, should you be able to get away with it free and clear, that you would like to cut someone with a bladed instrument. Through countless hours of research that have all been detrimental to my stability, I have determined that 1 in every 3 people is both crazy and unreasonable. No matter what you do for them, no matter the rules you break or the lengths you go, your encounter with them will chip away at your very being. I'd love to give you a specific example but I've been advised by my health care professional to try and let go of past trauma.
This little dude looks like he would try and convince you to stab people regardless of the consequences. He'd maintain that devilish grin while espousing the benefits of attempted murder. He is the creation of on Greg "Craola" Simkins and 3DRetro has brought him to life in vinyl toy form. Available starting today, February 20th, at noon pacific time, this limited edition weapon of minor destruction can be yours for only $50. Get Stabby by visiting www.3dretro.com.