I've been thinking about building a labyrinth as one of those mid life crisis type things. Originally I wanted to build a Viking ship on my lawn and it would attract the media and maybe garner me some mild internet celebrity (until some starlet's phone with saucy pictures gets hacked). I thought it could be pretty inspirational as well as being a serious code violation. But then I was thinking that no one has built a good labyrinth in ages. Corn mazes in no way count because anyone can just walk through the damn corn to escape. And there's nothing epic waiting for you if you make your way out of one, other than a hay ride and the in ability to re-wear your itchy clothes before washing them. That is the opposite of feeling like you achieved something great.
Every great labyrinth needs a great monster and Tauro fits the bill perfectly. Though he may be only 10 inches of sweet plastic he does aspire to greatness and I'd be willing to hire him once construction is completed. This mighty beast from Splurrt will be available this Saturday, September 9, at noon pacific time for $135 plus shipping. He is a mixture of brown, white, and gold glitter vinyl and is exclusive to Lulubell Toys. Snag one at https://www.lulubelltoys.com.