I'm beyond disgusted with my home owners association and I am devising ways to express said disgust in a creative manner. I won't get into the numerous reasons I would like to cage fight them all, mostly because as I typed them all out I felt really petty and then hastily deleted them. But seriously, how are you gonna not fix the street lights and force me to come home in pitch blackness when there are vampires and crack heads around? A bite from either one will completely wreck your life/immune system.
One of my ideas involves buying a concrete statue of Poseidon to put in my flower bed. You know, the real tacky ones that people who think they're fancy have at their house cause in their minds it somehow transforms their rancher into the Palace of Versailles. Ok, I'll be honest, I kind of want one anyway, but now I feel would be the perfect time and this is the perfect excuse to finally own one. Unless someone wants to make me a fountain featuring a giant spitting cobra because I would actually prefer that.
Scott Tolleson got me thinking about all of this nonsense when I saw the above photo for his statue inspired Trayjus. He'd have to do some serious upscaling for this to fit into my war of attrition, but he'd still be pretty cool just chillin on a book shelf. Only 12 of these resin figures exist and will retail for $70 each when they go on sale this Friday, August 17th, at 9am pacific time. The only place to find them will be http://www.stolleart.com.