The octopus is smarter than most of the people you work with. They're great problem solvers unlike some people we know who surprise us every day that their lungs continue to inhale and exhale without you having to assist and who skate by oblivious to the fact that every day feels like their first day to fellow employees. Not that I speak from such experience, but if any aquarium is interested in loaning me an octopus to test a theory, please shoot me an email.
Until I am able to replace a few people with cephalopods, I will continue to dream about what awesome coworkers they would make. Check this one out from Pocket Watch Toys, who has found himself a cool diving helmet to up his selfie game on Instagram. This dude is limited to 15 pieces, features a removable helmet, and can be obtained right now at http://pocketwatchtoys.co.uk/shop/.