I will chase a brown bear into the woods just because I've never seen one in the wild, but I'll be damned if I put anything other than a plain hamburger in my mouth during dinner. That last part's a little extreme, but I'm anything other than brave when it comes to food. My wife spent a lot of her younger years in Taiwan and I remember the first time she took me to the Asian supermarket while looking for her favorite items. As a southern kid with a cardboard palette I was so far out of my element it was probably embarrassing. Since then I've tried to broaden my horizons if for no more reason than for her to not feel forced to feed me chicken nuggets every day. You're a real gangsta if your wife buys you the dinosaur shaped ones, fyi.
I couldn't eat anything that had a face like this. He's so cute and sweet looking and you know you can't eat just one so chomping down on him will be both traumatic and non filling, which is a really bad combination. This little dude from Scott Tolleson and Pobber Toys is decked out to celebrate Chinese New Year and is available now to help you commemorate the year of the dog. Pick one up for yourself before the party's over at www.pobber.com.