This, my friends, is a toy design I can get behind. He's an anatomical heart/skull/evil minion looking bro that speaks to my interests. Seriously this sucker is unhinged and is one of the coolest figures I've seen in a while. I'm kind of jealous I didn't come up with it if I'm being honest, and I like there to be trust between us so I'm always honest with you. And yes, that probably wasn't the right shirt choice for your kid's parent/teacher day, but I support the bold thought process that led to you putting on that Cannibal Corpse tee. See, always honest.
Though this did not spring from my weary mind, I still love it just the same. His name is Gorazon and he is the brain child of one Jxntoys. This guy is cast in the blackest black vinyl to be had and can only be had via a lottery this weekend. You have until July 23 at 12am pacific time to enter by following these instructions:
To enter, please send your information to firstname.lastname@example.org
1. Full name
2. Shipping address
3. Telephone number
4. PayPal email
Easy enough. If you win he will set you back $140 plus shipping.