Millions of Americans will celebrate the Fourth of July today, as they highlight the good parts of our country and try to briefly forget about the crap storm we are going through right now. They will drink and they will light explosives which will also mean trips to the emergency room and doctors trying to reattach fingers that have been stored in sandwich bags of ice. If there's one thing we as Americans know how to do, it's bodily harm in the name of being festive. Avoid the need for expensive reconstructive surgery for a thrill that lasts a few seconds and instead invest in a piece of art that will glow and change colors as long as you keep the batteries fresh.
Plaseebo doesn't want you to make meat mittens, which is why he has offered up this killer Electro Cyclops - X lottery do distract you from your explosive misdeeds. There are four of these 8 and 1/2 inch figures up for grabs and your chance at buying one hinges on you following these directions:
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Lottery winners will receive notification emails by July 7, 2018. Figures will ship upon receipt of payment due by July 10th.
You only have until Thursday, July 5th, to enter.