There's nothing I could have used more than a pocket full of sorcerers this week. I think I saw on Facebook that Mercury was in retrograde, which is supposed to make people extra crazy. There may not be any science to it, but people most certainly seem to dial their nonsense level up to a thousand. Whether it's been dealing with the public at work, or trying not to lose it on the beyond rude post office employee, my patience with my fellow man has certainly been tested. Now if I had a bunch of mini sorcerers at my disposal I wouldn't hesitate to put an explosive diarrhea hex on anyone that is determined to make my life difficult. I'm talking you ate some three day old Taco Bell digestive hurricane to make you think about what you've done.
Sadly for me, I have yet to locate any real life micro wizard folk, but Martin Ontiveros keeps my hope alive with this set of Hextraterrestrials. They're only an inch and a half tall and come in a set of six, so even if one isn't feeling your need for retribution, there's five more that may or may not have your back. I'm betting it would be one of the skull guys. They look like they know how to have a good time.
Toy Art Gallery produced this gang of magical misfits and they are available to join your collection right now by visiting www.toyartgallery.com. Each set is $60 plus shipping.