Ok, so I know a lot of sites offer toy reviews, but in all honesty I don't know how interesting that is for anyone. "Hey look, I got this toy, you already know I think its cool cause I paid a billion dollars for it, but check me out anyway." I don't wanna be lame, but I also want to share with you a bit of my life through these piles of plastic I have laying all about the house. My first step, was to take a very hipster-ish picture with Instagram and as you can see from the above example, I did a bang up job. My second step is to develop a list of criteria to see how this toy stacks up. Today we will be harshly judging the Bondage Labbit from Kozik and Kidrobot. I hope I don't make you wish you were dead.
1.) Could you kill a man with it?
It's pretty big, and with enough force you could definitely catch someone unawares and give them a concussion. Once there down just repeat until desired level of deadness is reached.
2.) Could you use it as a make shift security system?
Ahhh a good question indeed. The look of this cheeky monkey will probably be enough to scare any burglar away, leaving you time to do things other than beat him about the head. Like buy more toys.
3.) What does this toy say about me?
Other than I'm rich? Well, I think it says I'm a man who likes adventure, who faces challenges head on, and whose years of therapy have failed him in dramatic fashion (sorry mom).
4.) Do the cats like it?
The cats are so over my nonsense that it's hard to tell what they think about things anymore. Snuggle time has not been depleted though, so it has had no negative impact on their level of respect for me.
Well there you have it. That, my friends, is how you review a toy.
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