So your career as the dude who glues dinosaur skeletons back together for the Smithsonian hasn't taken off quite as you've expected. Whose career really pans out the way you dreamed it in first grade anyway? If it did there'd be a whole lot of really weird and probably unnecessary jobs out there. There would be so many ninjas that most would find themselves unemployed. And "Han Solo" sounds like a fun job, until you realize that being a fictional space smuggler won't keep you current on your child support parents. But for the dinosaur bone dudes, I've got a solution to your depression.
From no until June 30th at 5pm pacific time, you can preorder these amazing glow in the dark garage kits from Lulubell Toys. These dino pals are the creation of James Groman and come completely unassembled just waiting to be put together by you. It's not too hard as long as you have a hair dryer and some anger issues to work through. You can get a complete kit for $235 each plus shipping and you can get a different head for $65. Mix em around to suit your mood or mount one on the wall like some twisted prehistoric trophy hunter. Put those diy skills to the test at www.lulubelltoys.com.