Uggh, my guts feel like the great heathen army has made landfall and is systematically destroying all they come across. What god I have angered I have no idea, but I would happily produce a written statement apologizing for my misdeed. I won't print it though, because I need to buy more ink and that stuff is expensive. I've been milking this last cartridge down to fumes.
There's something to be said for having most of your guts outside of your body and making it easy to diagnose all that ails you. That something would most likely sound like "gross" or "yuck" from everyone that comes across you, but they're probably just jealous cause you are so unique. Having your guts on the inside is so 2016.
Set the trend with Jason Freeny's new Half Ray Dunny from Kidrobot. This anatomical wonder stands 5 inches tall and was bio engineered by the folks at Bigshot Toyworks. He (or she I suppose) will come in both white and the Kidrobot.com exclusive black edition with glow in the dark innards. Both will be available tomorrow, Friday, June 9th, to add a bit of modern art to your cabinets of curiosity.